kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

"It’s the oldest story of the world. One day you are seventeen and planning for someday,and then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And that someday is yesterday. And this is your life."

September 23, 2003 - April 4, 2012

"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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awwww-cute:

Reddit, meet my 9 week old little dude Archer

awwww-cute:

Reddit, meet my 9 week old little dude Archer

masturbateblaine:

You tell ‘em, Joey! [MMR link]

fuckingconversations:

Link 1 <Personal & Body Care

Link 2 <Emotional & Psychological Closeness

Link 3 <Sleeping & Other Spacial Closeness

Link 4 <Life Arrangements

Link 5 <Urgent Situations

More examples include:

  • Being asked to open someone else’s mail
  • Having…

LotR + Blades

celestialjustdesserts:

trebled-negrita-princess:

putyourdreamstobed:

onlylolgifs:

video

Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

By the time you do all that shit, the person’s arm is bit the fuck off…

Additionally, if you have no help and are being attacked, the best thing to do is let the dog latch on to your arm and try and rip its windpipe with your other hand from in front of the dog’s neck. 

Cruel, but if it’s an especially compromising situation, you gotta do what you gotta do 

"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."
— Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)
thewicked-eternity